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The Italian who went to Detroit
(must read with Italian accent!!!)
One day Ima gonna Detroit to bigga hotel. Inna morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss's toast. She bringa me only one piss. I tell her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no unnerstand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna the plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go out to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings ma a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tells me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no unnerstand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
So I go to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I calla the manager and tell him I wanna shit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no unnerstand, I wanna shit onna the bed. He sag you better no shit onna the bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the check out and the man at the desk say "Peace to you".
I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch.
I gonna back to Italia.
(must read with Italian accent!!!)
One day Ima gonna Detroit to bigga hotel. Inna morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss's toast. She bringa me only one piss. I tell her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no unnerstand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna the plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go out to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings ma a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tells me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no unnerstand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
So I go to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I calla the manager and tell him I wanna shit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no unnerstand, I wanna shit onna the bed. He sag you better no shit onna the bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the check out and the man at the desk say "Peace to you".
I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch.
I gonna back to Italia.